- Hey, is your new moderator a prof at Xxxxxxx College in Xxxxxxx?
- I just met a guy at my college who says he's one of the moderators at CM. His name is Xxxxxx Xxx. Is that right? I think he's pulling my leg.
- Xxxxxx, are you reading my emails? If this is really you, put up a Homer Simpson cartoon on the blog so I know. I believe you man, but I gots to have my Homer!
- Hi, I've written a number of emails this morning and haven't gotten a reply. Could you get back to me?
- Xxxxx, I call bullshit on you, man. If you're the majordomo of the majordojo, then prove it to me. I'm going to be in my office until 2.
- Hi, I think some guy is pulling my leg. What's the name of the current moderator? I want to confirm that he's not this guy I work with. Or you can just put up a picture of Homer Simpson.
- Dear College Misery, My name is Xxxxxx Xxxxxx. Can you tell me if Xxxxxxx Xxx is affiliated with your blog? I'm trying to confirm something.
- FUCKER! I bet it's not even you.
- Hello, I've sent a number of emails since 9 am and I still haven't heard back. Could someone contact me right away?
- Xxxxx, I just saw you leave the building, you little shit.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Real Goddamned Mail - Homer Simpson Edition.
Got these emails today from one guy: