Saturday, June 9, 2012

5 years Ago on RYS. "Sure, Kid, Where Would You Like Me To Put Your TV?"

Last week the Dean at my college created a page in his Facebook comparing our school to the school in the Harry Potter movies and asked students to name the teachers who would play the various characters in the movies. Naturally the students are having a ball with it, and the page has been very busy for the last few days. One student told me everybody will “get the treatment.” Okay, I know, of course, that students do stuff like this all the time, and think energy like this when it comes from the students can be a good thing. But I have a problem with the Dean instigating and then cheerleading for a project the net result of which is the mocking of our faculty. Am I making this up?

Similarly, the administration of my college, which is very small, decided at our founding that it would be nice if faculty helped the students move into the dorms at the beginning of the academic year. They have asked us to do this every year since we opened our doors in 1999. I have declined, but others, especially new hires worried about tenure, have not. Think about this: faculty carrying students’ golf clubs and tennis rackets, stereo components, and so on. I guess this could be fun if you liked doing that sort of thing, although I’m not sure it really sets the tone for the future relationship between the student and the professor. But again what disturbs me is that this order, basically to “have fun,” comes from the administrative level.

At my school one of the ways to fire a tenured faculty member is for “non-collegiality,” which can mean anything from not doing enough committee work to being snotty at faculty senate. In the past “collegiality” was a word that described how we managed ourselves as peers. But in the hands of the administration it becomes one more manifestation of administrative clout. I feel that the Dean’s Facebooking and Faculty Moving Service do something similar.

19 comments:

  1. Agreed. It's lame.

    Does your dean have any administrative experience outside of academia?

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  2. "...and asked students to name the teachers who would play the various characters in the movies."

    Geez Louise, this is 3rd-grade stuff. Next thing you know, the science types will be arguing about who gets to use the name, "Buzz."


    "...it would be nice if faculty helped the students move into the dorms..."

    It is good for university faculty to do some manual labor every now and then, to keep up the flow of oxygen to the brain. This isn't the way to do it, though. Genuine research field work would be much better. I am looking forward to the total solar eclipse of 2017 August 21, which may well be on the first Monday of the semester.

    Wouldn't one want faculty during that time of year to be preparing for classes, anyway? This is yet another case of administration having bloated to where it's doing things it really shouldn't be doing.

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  3. Ugh. The first thing might be appropriate for an elementary school.

    The second is insane, but I have a suggestion: drop a TV on your own foot and start collecting workman's comp. Seriously. Manual labor is not part of your job description -- not to mention that sending the message that faculty are equivalent to porters is really not good for students. This needs to cost the school MONEY.

    I will also say that I googled "Faculty Move-In Day" and more than one school does this.

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    1. My institution has it, though it doesn't show on the front page of the Google search. I will say that it fits the ethos of our founders. But it also encourages undue informality between faculty and students.

      My hero, Severus Snape, would never participate in such a thing. I never have, either.

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  4. Yep, definitely did something to my back when I moved that hookah.

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  5. Agreed with Frog and Toad. Drop something. Even claim to have thrown your back out.

    This is just beyond bizarre to me, and I've been in some pretty fucked up situations.

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  6. The Assisted Move-In is an insane policy, but a logical extension of the hand-holding and "authority figure as friend" the poor delicate things are used to.

    Perhaps the university could provide rickshaws so the proffies could help their students get to classes.

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  7. Ugh. This provokes a visceral reaction from me. I worked at a similar place. No. No. No. No. I didn't get this level of education to help Madison or Skylar move their dorm room junk. I don't care if they are paying 40,000 plus dollars a year for an education. I am not a servant. The Harry Potter reference is insane. Where I worked liked to compare itself to Hogwarts as well. Ridiculous. A fictional school for children to learn about the magical powers they already carried deep inside. Ugh. I think at Hogwarts, the teachers had more recourse for discipline, though.

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  8. Yeah, this is pathetic. Even if you hate college professors and think they're elitist scum who stay up nights plotting how best to make you feel insecure about your own lack of education, even if you're an envious, self-loathing shit who likes to put people on pedestals so you can knock them off, this is probably going to strike you as a bit creepy.

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  9. Hey! Let's ask Futzmonster what he thinks!

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  10. This just seems weird to me. As an undergrad, I think it would have creeped me out to have my professors moving my stuff into my dorm room. Maybe my 18-year-old self had more of a sense of boundaries than they do now, but that just seems a bit, well, personal. Do you want your boss in your bedroom? (okay, maybe some people might, but that is a completely different issue)

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  11. "At my school one of the ways to fire a tenured faculty member is for “non-collegiality,” which can mean anything from not doing enough committee work to being snotty at faculty senate." That's unbelievable. Our president of three years is increasingly dictatorial (and egomaniacal) but a few brave faculty members (not enough, alas) are willing to take him on in senate. The collegiality clause seems to be a "go to jail free" card for the admin.

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  12. We have this at my SLAC for freshmen (the others are on their own). Since I'm at a Christian SLAC, the idea of service is even further emphasized (because Christ served others). People go out of their way to show how much they can SERVE the students. I don't participate in it. Ever. When it comes to choosing whether to finish my syllabus for a course or carrying a freshman's shit up the stairs, guess what wins out? Then again, even if I had nothing to do, I'd avoid this as much as possible. I just don't want to know what my students have in their rooms. Nor do I want to set the precedence that we are here to SERVE them like customers (although that is the model pushed on us).

    This attitude is why students, when they see professors struggling to carry boxes or struggle to open a door because their hands are full, just stand there watching the professor struggle... they've been taught that their role is to stand back and be served. This attitude is why they sit in a dark classroom without anyone thinking to flip a light switch. This attitude is why they leave their dirty takeout containers and drinks in the classrooms! I want no part of further adding to their beliefs that we are here to SERVE them.

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  13. If you can be fired for not being "nice," I'm not sure you really have tenure.

    As far as helping my students move in, I hardly need to be demoralized by seeing their expensive stuff and being told where to put it. I'm afraid I might snap and tell them where to put it. Of course, there could be an advantage, couldn't there? If little Susie whines that she can't afford the $50 book I can point out that she owns three pairs of Uggs, an Iphone, and a flat screen TV bigger than my coffee table.

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  14. No. Just no.

    But also -- do we really want to set the precedent of proffies in dorm rooms? It seems that we spent the last three to four decades setting some clear boundaries about student/teacher socializing and potential abuse of power. I realize that it increasingly feels like the locus of power has shifted considerably (and in some cases it may actually have done so), but still, communicating the basic idea, in deed as well as word, that proffies don't belong in students' bedrooms seems like a good idea. Or maybe all the students now live in suites, and proffies are only carrying stuff into the living room?

    In that case, still no. For all the reasons people named above.

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  15. To the OP:

    I can "get rid of" your Dean.

    For a price.

    Contact me at: fsb.fourth_directorate.nastythings@fsb.ru

    The codeword is "Swordfish."

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  16. I would like to serve some students - with a coke and a side of coleslaw.

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    1. Just remember to cut off the heads: it's unhealthy to eat too much fat.

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  17. Strelnikov:

    Do you just do Deans? My proffie wife has a list of colleagues (and others) that the Karma Fairy missed.

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