Tuesday, October 23, 2012

CM midterm madness game: state your current misery in 5 words or less.

Please, allow me to go first.

My.
Students.
Are.
Fucking.
Idiots.

Also,

I am out of bourbon.

May the force be with you all.

DiaMC

41 comments:

  1. Fucking fucktard colleagues embarrass me.

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  2. This literally happened to me earlier tonight. I still had 5 hours of grading ahead of me.

    I drove to a liquor store and went back to work. This shit is too serious for sobriety.

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    1. (well, not just grading, also editing and reference-writing, but you get the point)

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    2. 10:48 on the West Coast. Still grading, seven hours straight now. Bourbon long gone. Need to hide some in the car.

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  3. Budget cuts, monkefighters.

    Alternatively:
    Inbox contains 56 unread emails.

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  4. team teaching. paranoid colleagues. Freshers.

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  5. Students want to be free.

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  6. Not following the fucking directions.

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  7. My colleague ate my stew.

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    1. Oh, dude. That is just WRONG. So very wrong.

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  8. Students. Colleagues. Chairs. Deans.

    Fuck.

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  9. "There is class on Halloween??"

    Read the tea partying syllabus.

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  10. My balls ache. Really ache.

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  11. Mandatory professional enrichment seminars suck.

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    1. They're quite funny with bourbon.

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  12. Read the fucking syllabus. NOW!

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  13. Read the fucking syllabus. NOW!

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  14. female gumdrop-unicorn "mansplained" my specialty

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