Hiram, I don't believe that you realize how luck you must be. I mean, everyone knows that when The Site That Shall Not Be Named collides with CM/RYS, total annihilation occurs. Or is that matter and antimatter? I never can remember.
Drama queen. Strangely enough, reading that comment made me wonder if this poor proffie teaches someplace where he/she might even indirectly be held accountable should this happen:
Churlish Chairperson: Let's look at your pass rate in BIO 230. You sure had a lot of students drop or fail that class! Surely you could have saved one of them. What about Reckless Ralph? Why did he drop your class?
Bio Proffie: Um, he died in a car crash on his way to school because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Churlish Chairperson: Well, you need to start including a reminder on your syllabus that the students should remember their seatbelts. Maybe you could have saved Ralph's life and improved our department stats.
Poor baby.
ReplyDeleteHiram, I don't believe that you realize how luck you must be. I mean, everyone knows that when The Site That Shall Not Be Named collides with CM/RYS, total annihilation occurs. Or is that matter and antimatter? I never can remember.
ReplyDelete"I don't even bother using apostrophes."
ReplyDeleteDrama queen. Strangely enough, reading that comment made me wonder if this poor proffie teaches someplace where he/she might even indirectly be held accountable should this happen:
ReplyDeleteChurlish Chairperson: Let's look at your pass rate in BIO 230. You sure had a lot of students drop or fail that class! Surely you could have saved one of them. What about Reckless Ralph? Why did he drop your class?
Bio Proffie: Um, he died in a car crash on his way to school because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Churlish Chairperson: Well, you need to start including a reminder on your syllabus that the students should remember their seatbelts. Maybe you could have saved Ralph's life and improved our department stats.
There was a class for engineering students that I taught in Canuckistan that made me want to kill myself.
ReplyDeleteL-O-L. Clever way of expressing dislike for a class. Gold star for that.
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