Saturday, October 13, 2012

Vassar College Admissions Multiple Choice Test. From the Vassar Miscellany.

Hello prospective student! You’re one of the lucky few high school students selected to test the brand-new Vassar College Admissions Multiple Choice Exam. Today, you will be responsible for finishing questions 1-6. Let’s see how well you would fit in at Vassar, shall we?

1. When given the opportunity, I like to smash ______.

a. walnuts.
b. almonds.
c. pecans.
d. the patriarchy.



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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 13, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    How about "pumpkins"?

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  2. AnonymousOctober 13, 2012 at 11:43 PM

    A common fantasy among male professors is to teach at a women's college. This list puts an end to that one.

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  3. Wombat of the CopierOctober 14, 2012 at 8:50 PM

    It hasn't been a women's college for 43 years.

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  4. AnneJune 26, 2013 at 11:10 AM

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