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for the final, too?
Do you know that I graded your last papers a little more kindly so that when I returned higher grades, you'd evaluate me better on the "paramount and frightening" end-of-course evaluations?
Do you know that the final you are taking is a little tougher as a result, because I also get in trouble if grades are too high?
Do you know that when you have a conversation with me where you explain how your other classes aren't engaging enough or that you only want to hear another professor's opinion on a subject if you already agree with it, it does not improve my opinion of you?
Do you know that if you start or contribute to a funny picture photo meme about a colleague of mine that basically reads like "Whine, whine. Proffie didn't love me and it's not fair!" that no one will want you to work for them?
Do you know?
Do you know anyone can see the things you post on the Interwebz?
Do you know that adequate sleep is correlated with the ability to retain information, even in the short term?
Do you know that even if you rocked the house on the basic baskets, all that means is that you mastered a few basic techniques that will be the starting point for the much more complicated things to come? Can't you look at a professional basket and figure that out?