Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Real Goddamned Syllabi.


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10 comments:

  1. You've been hoodwinked, snookered. There's no way that's real. He even spelled Peace Corps wrong.

    It's a fraud, just like I always say about sado masochism, AA and the BCS bowl series.

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    1. You may be right. In came to us from the Twitter-domo, who got it from someone else.

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  2. I think it's brilliant! Way to find out if they actually read the syllabus!

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  3. When a secure, confident, smart, compassionate department chairperson allows something like this, it makes me smile.

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  4. I'm in real trouble if students are going to start calling security when I fart.

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    1. My thoughts exactly!

      Err, about my own farts I mean. I have no knowledge of yours, of course

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    2. If someone complains tell them, "I didn't fart. My butt blew you a kiss."

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  5. From my syllabi this semester:

    "To be blunt, if you cannot do without your cell phone, Blackberry, iPhone, or whatever other electronic device to which you’re addicted for the time that you’re in class, please don’t bother showing up."

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  6. Makes sense to me. The next thing that's needed, I think (and which I'm considering adding to mine) is some sort of proviso that, in such circumstances (and/or in case of an breakdown on the part of a fellow student), they are to call security **and** *not* begin filming for posting on reddit et al.

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