Real Goddamned Mail. "Just Because" Edition.

• You must have blocked my account because now when I try to come to the page I get bounced to a page for a motorcycle shop? Is that supposed to mean something to me? I don't understand what I did that was so wrong. I may have scuffled a bit with Xxxxxxx and Yyyyyyyy, but they both had it coming. If you really don't want me to be a part of the page, you should at least have the guts to tell me instead of clandestinely routing your computer to kick me out. Shoddy.
• I object to today's post about Xxxxxxxxxx. Why can't you generate your own content instead of always linking to other people's articles? Don't you have your own ideas? I just looked at your page for the first time today, but from what I've seen it looks stupid anyway.
• Yesterday I couldn't get your mobile page to load. It kept coming up black. What was happening?
• Do you allow students on the page? I think Xxxxxxxx might be a student, based on the things she says. I really was offended by what she said to Yyyyyyyy. Do you think she's a student? I worry that if we allow students that some of my own students will see the things I write. Can you let me know if students are allowed on the page? 
• Some of the comments on my post last week have really been bothering me. I don't think the comments were about the post at all, but really just about me. It's like they're obsessed with finding ways to subtly insult me and the way I teach. I know you can see it. Could you review the comments and tell me what you think. I know that if I were a moderator I'd take them down and suspend those privileges for a while.
• Would there be a panic if I turned the comments off on my post from today? I think sometimes people write negative or off-topic things "just because." "Just because" she thinks she's better than I am. "Just because" he thinks I'm teaching wrong. "Just because" I'm such an easy target. I don't understand why we can't all aim our bile at the enemy and not at each other? Am I being too sensitive? I think I want to turn my comments off anyway. Do you have to do it? Can I do it? I can't find a button.