As you are aware, you received an exam booklet and an answer sheet. You also recall that I told you that I don't grade anything in the exam booklet, I only grade the answer sheet. Your final exam was labeled "Version 1" or "Version 2", depending on whether it was version 1 or version 2, respectively. Your answer sheet contained the instructions, "Circle the version of the exam you are taking." Immediately below those instructions was written:
Version 1 Version 2
Therefore, I stressed that it's really God damn important that you circle the right version of the exam so that I know which key to use when I grade it.
One of you idiots received version 1 of the exam. That idiot circled "Version 1" but he circled "Version 1" that was printed ON THE MOTHERFUCKING EXAM AND NOT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING ANSWER SHEET.
Your tuition is not high enough to cover the amount of alcohol you make me drink.