Hi, it's been awhile, I know. Things have been WAY too miserable though, and I need to start getting this shit off my chest. I'll start with something minor. Our department hired a hamsterology assistant (HA), to help run our hamster labs. The Dean's office is giving us crap now, trying to reduce our HA's salary because "the HA won't work during breaks." All of this while the Dean's office takes off early during the summer. Wonder what would happen if I suggested THEY have salary reductions for the summer?
Well, it's sunny out, and not too hot. So I think I need to have one of these: