Flake: I desperately need your help!
DK: I was just leaving since its 5pm on Friday ...What can I do for you?
Flake: I graduated last semester but I can't find a job in Hamsterology!!!
DK: Oh dear! How come you came to see me? I don't remember you from my Advanced Hamsterology class last semester...were you in my large Intro to Hamsters class?
Flake: Oh no, I've never taken a class in Hamsterology! I was a Basketweaving major.
DK: Why not apply for some jobs in Basketweaving?
Flake: Because I want a job as a Hamster expert!!!
DK: Ok, then why not take an extra semester of classes to get a certificate in Hamsterology?
Flake: Because I want a job as a Hamster expert NOW! WHHHYYYY don't you understand?
DK: Sorry I've got an appointment off-campus [with a stiff drink]
Flake: So will you give me a reference?