Why does my yearly medical exam always fall on a busy school week?
Why did I pick a sub I've never used before because my unreliable department pals raved about her and how "fun" she was?
Why did I get a note from the sub afterwards that said, "Oh, I had a delightful time with your kids. It was so interactive and fun."
Why, when returning to class did so many of my students say, "Dr. Smiley was so much fun!"
Why was I surprised when I learned that Dr. Smiley only did half the things I had planned?
Why did Dr. Smiley tell my students they could do the assignment in an "alternate" way because there was always room for a "rule to bend."
Why isn't this alcohol working yet?