A student of mine is an ingratiating ass kisser. Sure, that's sometimes fun, but I made the terrible terrible mistake of finding her Twitter feed a couple of weeks ago when I was in this terrible Twitter-hate spiral.
Anyway, Tipper the Twit spent a lot of her saliva today telling me how great my lecture was. She stuck around after class to do this, and it's something that my variable self-esteem sucks up like a chocolate milkshake.
Anyway, Tipper tweeted this treasure:
"My [redacted] professor is so pretentious. I couldn't go the yoga class I like because she couldn't stop yacking."
Why do I do this? Why did I look her up? Why am I still hitting refresh? Isn't her other yoga class out yet? WHAT IS SHE GOING TO SAY NEXT?