"Not to be confused with "In dingo child", which is what your child might become if you misplace it in Australia." Priceless.
Also not to be confused with Inigo Montoya, the child who searched for the six-fingered man.
Indignant child, might be closer to reality.
And yet they rarely come from indigent parents.
But when you tell them that their baby einstein is really an idiot, they do become indignant.
Also not to be confused with "Indio Child", who will ask to take the exam a week later because they are going to be at the Coachella music festival with their cousin.