Speedy Millennial Technology Preferences Rant

You drove to campus, through freezing rain, at 8:00 AM, on the day we moved Friday classes to Wednesday to make up for Thanksgiving (a.k.a. the worst traffic day of the year), when I told you I wouldn't take attendance, so you could take a picture with your cellphone of something I projected on a screen, which I also put on Blackboard (and told you I put on Blackboard), then left with your phone to go "work on a paper", instead of just staying home and logging into Blackboard.  

WTF is wrong with you kids?

Love,
   WotC