|I'll pick you
up after Chem, baby.
This is one of those stories that I almost can't believe wasn't in The Onion. My favorite detail is the story's subhead: "Florida Ranks Number One." What a world.
Tired of having to work three jobs to put herself through college, a USF sophomore, whom we'll call Ann, joined SeekingArrangements.com two years ago.
"It lets me live kind of a cushy lifestyle while I am in college," said Ann, who chose to hide her identity.
The online dating site matches young adults they call "sugar babies" with sugar daddies and mommas, promising "mutually beneficial relationships" with no strings attached.