I'd buy this on a coffee mug.
It was available for years on mugs, tshirts, steins, etc. I don't know if Cal still has the account. One of the most popular products ever, and I'm not kidding, was the Yaro PJs. at least one reader sent in photos. Cal made all that stuff. Just looked for the old account but can't find it. Will send Cal a note.
I have a hoodie and a mug! That CafePress page is no longer up, by the way.
Amen (to the sentiments in the original post. All of 'em). I never bought any of the CM prodo (which may help explain why the page is no longer up -- doing my part to kill all aspects of CM, I guess, well, unless you count the commenting-frequently habit). I seem to remember there were Yaro (and other) totebags as well, which could serve as a short of secret signal to other CM-ers at conferences, etc. Then again, didn't we all talk about attaching carrots to our persons as such a signal one time as well? If the cafe press page is defunct, wait for the value of Yaro pjs to soar on ebay. They're collectible now!
Hysterical! I haven't heard from Cal in 48 hours. I'm assuming he's glutened or golfed himself to death; neither would surprise me.