You're one step closer to just publishing pornos
I know! So excited!
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Relax, everyone. They're PHD professors. They know what they're doing.
I use that all the time - "I'm a doctor, trust me, I know what I'm doing."
I'll be sure to consult you next time I need strapon advice.
How does one obtain a PhD in Chinese? Or is Chinese a reference to her ethnicity? Could she be / have both? I was under the impression these types of professionals preferred the term "peggers." But perhaps I'm out of touch.
Isn't it more likely that this is someone who got a PhD in China and who therefore has the right to teach, or at least to call herself a professor, in China? Maybe she actually worked as a professor there but was unable to do so in her new country.
It could be more of an honorary degree. Only a fraction of her, uh, pupils are likely to care about her academic qualifications beyond her ability to make change for a payment in excess of their, uh, tuition.
Do you think she's tenured?
I think the has job security, which is arguably more valuable than tenure.
I don't have a need for this service. I get reamed by NSF reviewers all the time, and they don't even cuddle.
To heck with the rest of it; I want to know how she managed to wrangle her schedule so that she only teaches on Wednesdays!
that's the day set aside for faculty council.
Well, it's pretty clear that the majority of her time is dedicated to... research ;)
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that and immediately thought of that song.
(The song is about the Great Plague. The impossible tasks given represent our inability to extend life indefinitely or to return it to the dead)
Gonad the Undergradarian just can't stop sharing s/h/it's wisdom, can it? Well s/h/it is a apparently both afraid of tests and a "prolific homosexual" So. I'm guessing s/h/it, with it's 27 inch asshole, leaves a huge trail of cum and shit and worthlessness behind s/h/it. But, by all means, lets completely change the page to accommodate s/h/it. Seems like a fitting end to a page that used to have balls and ovum, but now caters to undergraduate toads who believe they can and should school us ebel librul professors. Wow. And, please, let's stop pretending that there is anyone of this page who isn't anonymous. Stop patting yourself on the back for making up some dumb-shit handle.
Why, yes. Your liberal sensibilities shine through.
Wow. I might not be as prolific as Conan in my homosexuality, but he isn't the only one here. And, you know, when people disagree, or are wrong, or even are a little arrogant when they make a claim . . . is this your usual method of interacting with them? Really? And you're an intellectual? Wow.
The correct term is "balls and ova".
You mean like your dumb-shitness? Please tell us again how your Anthro 101 course taught you about "shame and guilt cultures". Are you that fucking stupid that you think that anyone still discusses this shit? When you can find you ass, let alone a complex argument, please let us know. Till then, please continue your hostile takeover of this site.