Friday, August 12, 2016

10 Elements of an Effective, Non-Annoying Email. From Medium.com

Here’s a template you can follow in constructing your email to a professor. Each element is explained further below.

Dear [1] Professor [2] Last-Name [3],

This is a line that recognizes our common humanity [4].

I’m in your Class Name, Section Number that meets on This Day [5]. This is the question I have or the help I need [6]. I’ve looked in the syllabus and at my notes from class and online and I asked someone else from the class [7], and I think This Is The Answer [8], but I’m still not sure. This is the action I would like you to take [9].

Signing off with a Thank You is always a good idea [10],
Favorite Student


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9 comments:

  1. I am THIS CLOSE to sending this to all of our new students, along with instructions on how to speak to their professors in person, how to behave in class, etc.

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  2. This battle is long lost.

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  3. I have had this bookmarked for months, thinking I will post it on the class LMS or send it to all my students, but I haven't actually done so yet. I probably wont, but it's a lovely dream.

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  4. many of my students would probably just copy and paste it:
    Dear [1] Professor [2] Last-Name [3], etc

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    1. This was my exact thought.

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  5. This is a formula. My undergrads never grasped how those worked. I pitied their math and science instructors.

    - Anon y Mouse

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  6. I can barely read because I am drunk.
    I am drunk because I work with complete fucktards.
    This post about ten elephants is good.
    Fucktards.
    Just, you know, it gets old.
    Fucktards.

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  7. Don't fucking dare write "Thanks in advance" as if like some genie I must do your bidding.

    Leave it at "Thanks." That allows me the illusion that you mean "Thanks for your kind consideration, whatever the outcome."

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  8. I'm teaching remedial writing, and I'm actually using this as an assignment template. By goodness, you will both learn to use commas correctly and also learn how not to look like a complete jack*ss to your professors.

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