Fucktard II: The Saga Continues
Yesterday in class you took a preannounced quiz on the syllabus. One of those questions was a request for you to cite the consequences for plagiarizing in my class. The actual consequences are a zero on the plagiarized assignment, and a letter in your file. It was pretty simple.
Despite this, you managed to completely fuck up that answer, along with most of the others. It’s only the second week of school, but it looks like you’re going to be a victim of yet another professor that has refused to recognize your intrinsic greatness. Nevertheless, let me take this little opportunity to correct you on the error of your ways.
Plagiarizing in my class will not result in you having to “go against the Board of Education”. This is college. For most of us. (Though if you do ever have to go against the Board of Education for some reason, I suggest you bring nun chucks. Them’s some wily fuckers.)
In tandem with this, the Board of Education has not, cannot, and will not ever be able to prosecute you and send you to jail. That’s what our legal system does. Not our educational system.
I have to tell you that the mind-boggling shitstorm of no in your short answer to an uncomplicated question left me speechless, and capable of only a single thought: God, you’re a fucktard.
And oh, you got a 40% on the quiz. That’s failing, by the way. Though sadly the Board of Education will not be showing up at your house to arrest you.