Greetings to those who weren't up to attending the first class: Even though I've posted the syllabus in two places, I salute your initiative in asking what assignments are due next week. I realize that actually reading the syllabus is such a bother, which must be why one snowflake requested an office appointment so I could convey this information verbally.
And now for those of you who did show up: I commend the three snowflakes who announced that they're taking my course to express their personal voice--a unique goal for a business basketweaving class.From the in-class assignment I gave you, it appears that all but one of you are deluding yourselves about making a living in this field but persist we must because your tuition checks have been cashed and the school plans to purchase more real estate.
I have lots of speakers, field trips and small group discussions planned to keep you in a jolly mood. I know we're in for a great semester or at least a long one.
Professor Ihatemylife (You'll probably want to call me by first name even though I've never given you permission to do so.)