Once upon a time, there was a college football team.
The quarterback was named "Red."
Red never saw The Blind Side... and he weren't yellow.
So Red had concussions.
This made Red blue.
But the team's coach was seeing green.
The college was definitely in the black.
Nobody got educated.
Orange you glad you heard this story?
Goddamn Monday. Goddamn fucktard colleagues.
And they all lived happily ever after... until the house of cards collapsed.