Wednesday, December 21, 2011


Fight Club Soap - Logo Bar

$19.99 $14.99

Plenty of soaps are made with natural ingredients. Usually what that means is that they're made of ground-up flowers and tropical fruits.

You are not special.
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
If you’re going to shower, be a man about it. Introducing the only soap made with electrolytes, caffeine, and punching. Don’t waste your time with anything less. 

You're welcome.
  • First-time ever officially licensed
  • Modeled from original fight club props and artwork
  • Caffeinated. Because. 
  • Packaging now comes with a shrinkwrap, to protect the PVC box from scuffs during shipping. 
  • Holiday Shipping: Orders placed after midnight on December 20 are not guaranteed for Christmas delivery. 

- sent in by Nancy from Niles

6 comments:

  1. Southern Bubba, Ph.D.December 21, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    I don't understand this post, but I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anybody who doesn't love it can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm drunk.

    :-)

    Fuck.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Southern Bubba, Ph.D.December 21, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Also love the FabLeslieGordoWilhemeister.
    and burbun
    merry xmas to CM!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. College MiseryDecember 21, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    The RGM doesn't celebrate Christmas.

    Christmas celebrates me.

    ReplyDelete
  4. StrelnikovDecember 21, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    Tyler Durden: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
    Narrator: Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

    ReplyDelete
  5. The Contemplative CynicDecember 21, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Love the "you're not special" message. Thanks! Now to use it to wash out their mouths every chance I get! Then again, do I REALLY want to get that close to them???

    ReplyDelete
  6. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    You will never be as cool as Bruce Lee. But hey, I can live with that.

    ReplyDelete

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)