Friday, July 20, 2012


6 comments:

  1. "Like a boss."

    Christ that's been beaten to death.

    Like a boss.

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  2. Bump the furry fapping cap like a boss!
    (Learned some new vocabulary this week.)

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  3. I think I know whose CV this is. I swear I know whose CV this is. Definititely what Dr. Bubba said!

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  4. You should see some of the cv's I have received. Maybe I'll post them sometime. I can't imagine these people expect to be taken seriously.

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  5. My personal favorite was the fellow who started his dissertation before I was born and claimed to be finishing this year. I hope HR didn't raise their eyebrows at "Dissertation was older than a member of the committee and still not defended."

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    1. I have a colleague who has signed his name on things as "Professor Dole, PhD Candidate" for 12 years now. It's a running joke in the department. We just call him "The Candidate."

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