First of all, I'm an adjunct, you're wasting your breath, I don't have the authority to pick your painfully unoriginal book that costs too much and has uselessly complicated electronic supplements. Secondly, the semester literally started before you sent me this e-mail, who the fuck hasn't picked their books yet? And if you can find them, do you really want to have to provide them with customer service? Believe me, people who are still picking their books will be more annoying to you than you are to me. And lastly, you don't have the authority to "officially" welcome me back. You work for Wiley. I work for the state. So I forget where we left off with the days of the week and the thirsties versus the sippies, but if there can be a Monday Night Sippy:
Has anyone ever chosen a textbook because a textbook rep. sent some transparent inane message to their e-mail?
Q: What's the deal with the god damned textbook reps?