"SUBJECT re: exam 1
hello, i am back from my trip and i have a few questions.
i was confused to how it will be formated. we have been looking at XYZ in class, will the exam be a compilation of XYZ from the covered material that we will be asked to identify or what?
also i know you hate answering this question, but i am a little behind due to my absence... what are the chapters i need to be reviewing. i am in the process of going through the book to fill in the handouts i missed.
thank you
john smith"
"Hi, John.
Did you get a copy of the exam study guide (it's up on Blackboard if you didn't)? Should make most things clear."
"i actually found right after i sent you that.
as far as format tho, is it a scantron test?"
and immediately,
"well shit i just found that out too.......sorry.
john"
My job here is done.
Dear Flake,
ReplyDeleteRemember how I said that I would drop you if you went on that trip?
Eh, our final drop deadline is so late in the term that I have to keep every precious flake I can so that my grades don't look inflated, as the on-the-ball flakes getting Ds or Fs will bail out. I depend on the out-to-lunch ones who forget to drop: they are precious to me.
ReplyDeleteWhat part of the Socratic method is this? The part when he drinks the hemlock?
ReplyDeleteI want him. At least he acknowledges that he's not quite the brightest of the bunch.
ReplyDeleteOh, so it's the "me? I'm a dumbass" part of the Socratic method.
DeleteFair dinkum.
That works better for me than "it's you're fault. it's all you're fault." :)
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ReplyDeleteI would just not answer an email in which the "I"s are not capitalized.
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