Me: "Submit your comments to Blackhole Board."
Jimmie: "I emailed it to you, is that okay?"
Kylie: "I printed it out, is that okay?"
Billie: "I prefer Google Drive. I submitted it there, okay?"
Davie: "My mom submitted it for me, is that okay?"
Dannie: "I emailed it to the chair of the department, is that okay?"
"I couldn't submit it! The computer wouldn't let me." No, time wouldn't let you. At my back I always hear, time's winged chariot hurrying near, but you evidently are deaf to deadlines. The deadline is past. That ship has sailed.
Seriously, you'd think people with doctorates would be better at following directions. I can't wait for my term as secretary of faculty senate to end.