So everyone had a party and I wasn't invited? Damn you Miserians!
Anyway, I had the first major essay due this morning in my 8 am class. The paper has been in progress for 2 full weeks. I beg students to let me see rough drafts, this being the first college paper for most of these traditional freshmen.
This morning, because I have this aching back from a new bed, I got up at 4 am to stretch. Of course I couldn't stop myself from checking email.
Two students, Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber-Yet, had sent me rough drafts at 11:30 pm last night and 1:30 this morning!!!!
One email said, "Doc, I know you wanted to edit my paper. Here it is!"
I am baffled. (See what I did there? I remembered my old schtick.)
Oh boy, what a day. Ooooooh my head.