Monday, September 15, 2014

Welcome to Northwestern College, Orange City, Iowa.

Nobody asked me. They just moved the whole damn compound. How did you get through those locks? I don't buy cheap shit.

Anyway, I have a GPS. I can find it, I guess. Iowa? Is it next to Idaho, Ohio? Somewhere in there, right. Big rectangular states. Corn, potatoes. Football teams.

Thought your crew might like to see the college orientation film.




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Apparently Cash Brought the Duck.

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  1. I swear it wasn't until the feet that I realized the thing had been doctored. That's how much I pay attention to orientation videos...cracked me up.

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    1. Nah. It was because there was no mention of "serious fun", which, years ago, was a slogan used by the institution I used to teach at.

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  2. I just want to know if the duck survived the move...

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    1. Did he eat the alpaca? He's grown so much I didn't recognize him. ;)

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    2. It is unusually large. What is the poster next to the bed?

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  3. How good to see Northwestern, a place mainly notable for their high opinion of themselves (that, and a fine breeding ground for the 1%) getting their well-deserved comeuppance.

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