Saturday, December 13, 2014

EC1 Sends in That Xmas present for the gumdrop unicorn in your life.

What to get your good friend who loves to party and always covers herself in glitter?

Well, in the messed up world that is the internet, you can now purchase rainbow glitter pills.

Now, in the item’s description it doesn’t specify that you are supposed to eat the things, but the whole ‘pill’ name does imply a product intended for oral consumption.

And the glitter is described as non-toxic. Do with that information what you will.

You can also purchase these rather festive gold glitter pills.Just in case, you know, you ever want golden sparkly poop.


TO GET GLIT!

2 comments:

  1. Um, if I'm late for the party, go ahead and start without me.

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  2. I shudder to think that some poor prof might have to grade exams with that stuff sprinkled all over it.

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