Academic Monkey's comment earlier today turned my idea in a new direction. We should be the subjects/keynote speakers for an academic conference. It kills me that I'm about to go on a vacation today so I can't flesh this out into a top ten list. Still, all is not yet lost. Y'all can do this work with me.
What would be the title of a conference that features us as subjects or contributors?
You are required to express your title in the idiom of the appropriate discipline. Other conference details are welcome.
A second conference question: Is anybody associated with the central science going to the ACS conference next week? You don't have to post anything here. Email me.