Saturday, October 17, 2015

"Seems like you might celebrate this!" TA Tabitha Sends This In.

A 20-year-old Iowa college student and real-life gladiator called 911 in the wee hours of Friday morning to report that a) she is Olivia Pope, b) she saw Cyrus Beene, a character on Scandal, outside a bar, and c) there is a bomb headed straight for the White House.


  1. That's a pretty creative drunk dial of 911. I'd say that it should rank higher than the people who call the police to report someone stealing, uh, produce from their covert grow op.

  2. She reminds me of the student nicknamed Vodka Sam, who was found to have been excessively blotto after her football field shenanigans. I recall that after being apprehended, she had a "YOLO" tattoo.

    Isn't academe wonderful....


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