Thursday, November 3, 2016

POW: From Inside Higher Ed.

A Possible Big Thirsty On All That Is Possible from OPH.

If the Cubs can win the World Series for the first time in over a century, maybe my Provost will spend some of our growing endowment to increase faculty for the first time since I've been at this joint.

If the Cubs can win the World Series for the first time in over a century, maybe some students will get the near-perfect scores they need on their finals to scrape by with D's for the first time in, like, ever.

If the Cubs can win the World Series for the first time in over a century, maybe I will drive to work tomorrow without even thinking about the growing dread for the first time in weeks.

Q: If the Cubs can win the World Series for the first time in over a century, what else is possible?

-- From Ogre Proctor Hep


P.S. Happy Birthday, RYS!