According to some dude, who the hell knows what his qualifications are, "college professor" is the least stressful job.
I told you put your glass down. Don't be blaming me.
Here is some delightful flava from the original:
"Professors are kings of their kingdoms," said Tony Lee, publisher of CareerCast.com and JobsRated.com. "They tell students what they must do."Now before you go on a rant about maybe he just interviewed silverbacks or something, I will have you know that Mr Lee does grant that whether a prof is tenured might be a factor, BUT, and I stress the but here, he didn't actually, like find that out in his "research". So, you know, guessing or something. YMMV.
Not had your fill of nonsense? Read more here or at the source here. What do you know, they cite the Crampicle. I knew those monkeyfighters were just lounging on their chaises longues eating bonbons.