Wednesday, December 10, 2014

My Favorite Question At This Time of Year.

Dumbshit Darren and his Girlfriend Denise came up after the final exam yesterday, all smiles. Together they might have been in class about 60% of the semester, completed 50% of the assignments, and tried 100% of my patience.

Darren looks at me as they hand in their work together, "Dr. Hiram, uh, so, like, when will you know our final grades?"



5 comments:

  1. Reg W.December 10, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Man, it is the state of the system.

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  2. StrelnikovDecember 10, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    My response: "Boot to the head!" [magical leg with a booted foot comes out of empty air, clonks student on head.]

    (If you don't get the reference, relax.)

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  3. Three SigmaDecember 11, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    (If you don't get the reference, you are an uneducated boor. And probably not Canadian.)

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  4. UnknownDecember 11, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Or you may just have a bulbous bouffant.

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