For the doldrums of summer, inspired by the whining about links, a fun mablib game for the CM wits out there.
And by the way, if you think this post is directed at you; mocks you; minimizes you; makes sport of you; insults you; marginalizes you; and/or is intentionally mean-spirited in a highly personalized and individualized way...
you are almost certainly right. Why don't you write Fab an email of complaint.
I don't like the way you _(Verb)_ your favorites and _(verb)_ their posts and comments, while _(Gerund)_ mine. I have a lot of _(adjective)_(noun)_ _(infinitive)_ to his page, and I don't _(verb)_ the way my _(adjective)_ contributions get _(verb)_.
Also, I _verb)_ really, really _(verb)_ the _(plural noun)_ that some people post. Could you _(verb)_ those people _(infinitive)_ so that I can _(verb)_ my _(noun)_.
I was so _(adverb)_ that I showed my _(noun)_ to my friends, and they _(verb)_ that you were _(adverb)_ _(verb)_ me by _(verb)_ my _(noun)_ like that. If you continue _(infinitive)_ then I will _(verb)_ _(gerund)_ the page. Then you will be _(adverb)_ _(verb)_.
OK kids, go to it...
OK kids, go to it...
AA, could you also post a link to another article here? That might make it complete for me. :o)ReplyDelete
Okay, I had my 14 year old son give me the words. I am sure he might have suggested a few other things if it were not his mother asking him to do it....ReplyDelete
I don't like the way you sizzle your favorites and gulp their posts and comments, while squeezing mine. I have a lot of slimy dog to fart to this page, and I don't lick the way my salty contributions get danced.
Also, I call really, really text the apples_ that some people post. Could you phone those people to slap so that I can eat my hamburger.
I was so shockingly that I showed my football to my friends, and they passed that you were happily hitting me by tackling my coach like that. If you continue to cheat then I will kick slapping the page. Then you will be slowly fried.
@Cynic: hmmm, maybe some of the coverage about the recent death of the creator of mad libs would do the trick?ReplyDelete
Best. Post. Ever. Is there a "Post of Forever"?ReplyDelete
As a variant of this game (partly inspired by Greta's post), try to fill in as many blanks as possible with F-bombs, while remaining syntactically correct.ReplyDelete
Tangential factoid: I'm told the world record for F-bomb-to-English usage in a grammatically correct sentence is over 50:50, as in: "F--k, this f--king f--cker won't f--king work" (overheard on an oil rig in western North America, ca 1982).
R&G: Hey Fucker, you fucking fuck, you don't have to fucking go to a fucking oil derrick to hear some fucking fucks like those fucking fucks. You fucking well could have fucking gotten a fucking earful of that fucking kind of fucks in my very fucking own fucking home wood-fucking-shop just fucking yesterday, by fuck.ReplyDelete
How about an homage to Greta:ReplyDelete
Dear Tea Partyier
I don't like the way you tea party your favorites and tea party their posts and comments, while tea partying mine...
@Contingent: that's kinda ironic (in the Alanis Morrisette definition of Ironic).