I hope you have big plans for Valentines Day! I have to get an extension from you. My hubby has warned me that he will be kidnapping me at 4pm and I won't be back until tomorrow. He won't even tell me what we are doing or anything -- Isn't that romantic? So you see, I can't finish my work today. I wont be home for the rest of the night he said. So I was wondering about emailing you my work tomorrow.
Happy Valentines Day. Romance!! :p
Fluffy Fawna Flake
What the hell are you doing? You are a grown-ass woman. You are on scholarship here. You are acting like you just turned Sweet Sixteen and run solely on batteries, Cosmo magazines, and lovey texts.
I am concerned about you. Were you aware that kidnapping is a crime? Is this one of your Comos secrets to a long lasting marriage? Are you also into spanking now? It is the cool thing to do, you know. And sexy times is all about cool.
But this accusation of kidnapping...detaining you against your will is not the way people express love for each other. I would call the cops if I were you. Okay, just kidding. Detention can be fun. But that's not the point. I realize you are in school despite being a little bit touched in the head, and that you aren't interested in what you are doing here but want the degree so your kidnapping husband will "respect" you. Honey, dearheart, nothing is going to get this man to respect you. He treats you like crap and then one day a year he takes you out and you think it's so peachy that you blow off school to tend to his every whim.
Really, I shouldn't know all of this about your life. You shouldn't bring it up in class or my office hours. Nor should you email me this crap. But you do. And I am NOT INTERESTED.
I've given you extensions in the past. You had some level of "validity" to your past requests. Mother-in-law ill, Husband broke down and you had to leave to pick him up off the freeway. But the last extension was borderline -- you had a cough and ran out of time trying to ward off the flu. Hm. So this one? This fourth extension in just over a month of school? I'm sorry, dearie. I can't give you a break so you can go out on a date with your pitiful husband. You knew V-day was coming. If you thought there was a chance at romance, why didn't you take the full 7 days you had for this assignment and do it then? Why leave it to the last night?
Oh, that's right. Because you do not care about your education. You are using resources to "earn your man's respect" instead of becoming more skilled for yourself. Why don't you just call this what it is: a MRS degree?
If you submit it late, you lose some points but it won't kill you. If you really need this suburban fantasy kidnapping, by all means go for it. Just take your lumps and don't expect me to be put out as a result.
Ooh! Maybe you'll get pregnant and then have a million new excuses for extensions!! YAY. Screw off.
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope he takes you to a Dungeon!!