I'm giving a presentation to 100 college sophomores next Monday. They are in an accelerated track in my daughter's school. I wanted to work a couple of college-related jokes into my talk, or adapt them to some stories, so I did some fruitless Google searches.
Here's what I've found:
|So, a pig|
walks into a bar...
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
“Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?”
“My motto is let bygones be bygones.”
“That’s good. Why did you choose that?”
“Then I wouldn’t have to take any history classes!”
A son his calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!”
“That is very nice,” muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.”
Q: Do you know any GOOD college jokes?