Saturday, April 27, 2013
With the utmost respect and collegiality, I have to ask you, on the behalf of our shared students, what the hell is wrong with you?
The dates and times of finals are set by the registrar. You cannot move them, because if you do, you will inconvenience other people -- you know, other people? Those faint dim shapes you suspect might exist just outside the range of your perception?
Here's what's going to happen: our three shared students will attend my final. They will sit there for the full schedule time and take the goddamned test. They will focus on that test, and only that test. They will attend your final at the scheduled time. I will notify these students that I want their grade in your class reported to me. If that grade has been lowered because they didn't show up to your pretend final date, I will march my angry ass right into the goddamned president's office.
Yours in red-hot spicy rage,
Prof. Chiltepin, Ph.goddamnedD.