Every so often there's a student that I want to kick out of my field, if not the whole university. Today I witnessed the following exchange between an extra special snowflake and the professor I'm TAing for.
Dull Danny: Umm.. are you the professor?
Dull Danny: I need to get into this class and it's full.
Profie: It's the 6th day of class. We've covered three chapters. How come you are just now here?
Dull Danny: I'm a Biology major, and I took first semester biology before and got a D, so I need in.
Profie (to my shock and dismay): Fine. Write down your information and give it to me after class.
Dull Danny then schlumps to the back of class where he spends the first 15 minutes of lecture looking up the information for the class he supposedly wants to get in, then, nothing. He sat there starring at the list of course numbers the rest of the period.
I foresee another D in Danny's future.