Friday, August 9, 2013

The Reformat.

  • One step closer to the downfall of civilization. I don't have time to look up the exact reference but I'm sure something exactly like this was involved in breakup of the Holy Roman Empire. God help us all.
  • Dear Current Real Good Moderator, Ow! My brain! It may actually be an allergy-induced sinus headache, but correlation is indicative of causation, right?
  • Have you snuck more ads in?
  • I like the new reformat, but I'd like all of my posts put in a sidebar so my fans can find my bon mots more easily.
  • Wait, I can read the new font. Something must be wrong.
  • How much glue do you sniff?
  • Leslie K never would have stood for shit like this.
  • Could you add a few more sidebars? There is still a tiny sliver of my 1900 pixel screen that is not filled with inanities.
  • I'm using a 640X480 EGA monitor from the 1980s. Could you put everything in amber for me?
  • Colege just has the one L. Studentz ends in zed.
  • Please post more videos I never watched the first time, but make them even smaller so I can avoid watching them again in a smaller size.
  • Wait, there hasn't been an update about what Cal is doing or feeling in the past three hours. Isn't this a showcase for him and his family, his shitty music, his enormous ego, his blurry graphics, his celiac disease, and his cats?
  • I would comment, but I know you're just going to change it again tomorrow.

19 comments:

  1. I guess this means that left-aligned graphics are now acceptable? If this format were any better, we could erect a paywall.

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    1. I mean, we would have to pay people to view our blog.

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  2. Let's wager on how many of these are tongue-in-cheek and how many are real. I set the over/under at 5 real complaints.

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  3. Like someone else said. It always changes. I don't get in a tizzy over a good or bad new version.

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  4. Everyday I write the book. Everyday CM makes me smile. Sometimes CM makes me cry. Sometimes I correctly distinguish between "everyday" and "every day." Life can be OK. Thanks, CM.

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  5. "I would comment, but I know you're just going to change it again tomorrow."

    I second that.

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    1. Me, three. It's like the proverbial weather in various places. If you don't like it, just wait an hour or so, and it will change.

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  6. I would like to see a gallery of the most commented on formats. Maybe I'll just start taking screen caps each time it changes. Sort of like what happens with The Doctor.

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  7. It does seem a complicated, crowded mess. What is this, 2003? #YOLO

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  8. need smore dancing hamsters and flash tags. ;)

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    1. :-)
      With all of us hamsterologists here, you'd think we'd have had dancing hamsters on here at least once.

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  9. How about spending more time on content and less on display.

    How does it look? Ugly as usual. More so.

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  10. Well now it's all simple and clean!! I knew commenting on it was a trap.

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    1. I swear it's like most of you have never even been on this page before.

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  11. I'd better get a bigger floppy drive so I can store all these screen caps.

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  12. My email made a "Real Email" post! What do I win?

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