I'm outing everybody.
I know, for example, that Floyd is not really from Farmville. He's not even named "Floyd"!
And Compound is neither a cat nor a fish nor a relative of Johnny. ((( BTW, I HEART U, Johnny, OMFG!!! )))
Fab Sun is from the moon.
The Meanest Prof Ever is really only the second meanest. What a poser.
And Marcia Brady, please. You are the envious Cindy. We know! Deal with it! Marcia will always be older and more sophisticated than you.
I will expose the rest of y'all when the time is right. Until then, be afraid. Be vewy, vewy afwaid.
Sockpuppitude is delicious. The only thing I know for sure is that y'all aren't my students. How do I know? Because you can write sentences that aren't filled with errors. Thanks for that. Is this heaven?